All songs by Max Champion

The orchestra:
Mr. Albert Bonehill: first violin
Mrs. Bessie MacDermott: second violin
Mr. Harry Penrose: viola
Miss Hetty Leno: violoncello
Mr. Eugene Robey: contrabass
Mr. Jack Chevalier: drums, cymbals, pots, pans and Maltese gong
Miss Vesta Merson: flute and piccolo
Mr. Dan Fyffe: clarinet and bass clarinet
Mr. Gus Leybourne: trumpet
Mr. George Tilley: trombone
Prof. B. Waldorf, D.Mus., F.R.A.M.: pianoforte

The baritone voice, the songs and the musical arrangements by Mr. Champion

The electrical phonograph recording supervised by Mr. Joe Jackson & Mr. Patrick Dillett

Character depiction courtesy of Mr. David Lawrence.

Typography & graphic embellishments by Type Twenty Five